5 Celebrities We Want Eaten In 'Sharknado 4' After Gary Busey, Cheryl Tiegs Join Cast!
Syfy has announced its new Sharknado 4 cast. Returning for its July 30th premiere are of course Ian Ziering as shark killing hero Fin Shephard and Tara Reid as April Wexler. David Hasselhoff will also return as Fin's father, Col. Gil Shepard.
Joining them in the fourth installment of the summer tradition is a B-List who's who. For starters, former Dancing with the Stars contestant Gary Busey will play Wilford Wexler, father of Reid's character who happens to be a lead scientist at the tech institute Astro-X, a company developing a new technology to prevent tornadoes. In Living Color cast member Tommy Davidson will portray Astro-X CEO and billionaire Aston Reynolds. Supermodel, as well as recent body-shamer Cheryl Tiegs will play Fin's mother and Gil's ex-wife Raye.
Also on board are Hannah Montana's Cody Linley, Everybody Hates Chris' Imani Hakim and George Lopez's Masiela Lusha. Rounding out the cast are reportedly Miley's father Billy Ray Cyrus, 30 Rock's Judah Friedlander, reality star Kelly Osbourne and comedian (or whatever he's doing now) Andy Dick. Needless to say, there may be other cameos.
The story takes place five years after the destruction of the East Coast in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! An interesting aspect to this sequel is the social media campaign, in which viewers get to decide the fate of Reid's character by going to Syfy's website and voting #AprilLives or #AprilDies.
There are obviously many famous names in Sharknado 4, but here is a list of 5 others, that for entertainment purposes, we'd love to see become chum.
5) Kanye West
If the rapper and husband of Kim Kardashian were to get swallowed up, while sitting in the shark's stomach he would no doubt tweet bad things about it.
4) Iggy Azelea
Considering most great white sharks migrate off the land down under, it would be appropriate and worth watching for the Australian vocalist to get eaten. If for no other reason than to hear somebody utter the corny line "Wow, I guess that shark likes rump roast!"
3) Chris Brown
If a female shark were to eat him, it would be interesting to watch the "Fine by Me" singer punch his way out of her.
2) Paris Hilton
Aside from the pleasure that viewers would have watching the heiress get swallowed up, it would put her name back in the news after being out of the limelight for so long. A Win-Win.
1) Justin Bieber
For many reasons, it would obviously be fun to see the "What Do You Mean" singer become future shark excrement, but it would also make a great plot point. Think about it, if the shark swallowed him whole, by osmosis it would absorb everything Beiber absorbed. And therefore would eventually be stopped by being pulled over for SUI...Swimming Under the Influence.