Blink 182 UPDATE: Mark Hoppus Talks About 'Celebratory Coitus' With Mother Nature on Twitter

Mark Hoppus, band member for +44 and Blink 182, has made some very interesting music, as well as some very interesting tweets! Right now Blink 182 has gotten back together and they are touring around. 

Right now, according to ticketmaster.com, you can watch the band play for almost $70. The next area the band will be playing is in California and those concerts start in September of this year. 

Mark Hoppus always has some very interesting things to say. Most of them are hilarious, most of them are true, and some of them are hard for anyone to understand. In this particular instance, Mr. Hoppus has decreed that Tea Tree Oil smells like gasoline, only in a very sarcastic and funny way. In this scenario, it would appear a man asks mother nature for something that makes him smell like gasoline, when she comes up with an answer, the man rejoices and has celebratory coitus with mother nature. Only a member of Blink 182 could think of coitus with mother nature... hilarious. 

Man: Do you have anything that'll make me reek like gasoline all day? Mother Nature: Tea tree oil? Man: PERFECT! *Celebratory coitus* Fin

— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) June 15, 2013

Just like many of us hearing different things about celebrity television doctors and different items that allow you to lose fat, it would appear that Mark Hoppus is just about as excited about the spam as the rest of us! Here is a tweet he sent a while back, only it would seem that Mark has it worse than the rest of us... scary.

THE DOCTOR OZ SPAM IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE BUILDING!!! — Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) June 13, 2013

Blink 182 and their September tour is greatly anticipated by fans, you can look into showtimes and locations at ticketmaster.com.