Eminem New Album 2013: Twitter Fans Await 'MMLP2' November 5 Release Date, Hilarious 'Slim Shady Top 10 Pieces of Advice for the Kids' Skit Goes Viral [VIDEO]

By Danica Bellini, Mstars News Reporter | Oct 19, 2013 10:29 AM EDT

In less than a month, Eminem will release his highly-anticipated new album MMLP2. In the meantime, check out this hilarious "The Late Show with David Letterman" skit entitled "Slim Shady's Top 10 Pieces of Advice for the Kids." Enjoy!

Some fans may agree that Eminem is a true "Rap God," but the Detroit rapper is also quite the comedian. Check out this "Late Show" clip from a few years ago:

Shady's "Pieces of Advice for the Kids" breakdown:

10. Keep it real.

9. No one's ever regretted a tattoo.

8. With foreign markets volatile, now's a good time to invest in bonds.

7. Go see "Toy Story 3" - the toys are back in town.

6. Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artists.

5. Don't get mixed up with drugs, gangs, or pil executives.

4. Remember the magic words: "please," "thank you," and "step off, b#tch."

3. Money doesn't buy happiness... it buys crazy-a$$ happiness.

2. If I sign something for you, and I see it on eBay, when you go home, I'm going to be under your bed.

1. Don't waste your time watching this show.

Gotta love Shady.

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