DMX, Lonny stole your car?

It's usually DMX in the hot chair for driving offenses, but this time his friend with the apparent name, "Lonny" TMZ reports stole his 1978 Buick Regal car.

DMX and his girlfriend, Desiree Lindstrom, filed a police report and told cops that his friend, who goes by the name of,"Lonny," was supposed to be selling the car for him. DMX gave his friend a duplicate title and he seems to have been missing with the vehicle since the beginning of the month and has yet to return.

What is even funnier is according to the report made, the friend changed his phone number...and DMX doesn't know the guy's last name. So let me get this straight, DMX trust someone with his car and to sell it and has never asked him his last name, now he knows that was just plain silly. 

Cops are keeping a lookout for the car, but someone has to find a last name first.

Between DMX and Kanye West it never ceases to shock the public with who stays in the headlines more for their funny, outrageous moments. The struggle takes no days off when it comes to dealing with DMX. The 42-year-old has also been arrested several times this year alone and had to cancel a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show due to driving an unlicensed vehicle.

Will it ever get better for you, Mr. Earl Simmons? We hope so, because you've got more talent to share with the rest of us.