'Real Housewives of New York': #RHONY Recap- Kelly Bensimon's Return And Luann Vs. Aviva Luncheon Drama
Big Apple means big drama.
This week's episode picked right up where last week left off.
The ladies are still in Saratoga and Sonja is still upset over the fact that she thinks she was left by herself at the horse races. As soon as she gets back to their gorgeous weekend rental, she packs all her stuff up and loads up the limo, she does all this while venting to limo the driver who appears "really interested" in all the drama.
It seems that her venting session really helped though, she makes the decision to stay and go out for one last night to party with the girl. It looks like she had a grand old time on the town, even flashing her naughty bits to the camera at one point.
Back in the city, Ramona is teaching daughter Avery how to drive around the streets of New York, something that we still wouldn't want to attempt even to this day. The lucky duck who has never paralleled parked before get it down on her first try, making us ask the question, where was she when we needed to pass our road test, huh?
The next day, at a modeling luncheon event that Luann's has planned, to raise money for people suffering from the effects of cancer, she enlists the help of Kristen and a special guest to model during the charity luncheon.
Luann, however, doesn't appear to be to happy with the other ladies, as they are being very disrespectful to the host by passing around a scandalous message about Aviva's father possibly having a threesome with the 2012 Former Miss America, who also just so happens to be at the event. Luann finds it very inappropriate that this talk was discussed at her "refined" event.
The funniest moment of the episode comes when Carole and Aviva have a bidding war over one of the long dresses in the showcase. Turns out Carole doesn't even want it, she just wants to see Aviva shell out the big bucks for it.
Diehard fans of the series also got to reunite with one of our favorite former housewives when Luann reveals that her mystery guest is none other than Kelly Bensimon.
Ramona, who never really took kindly to Kelly, rolled her eyes when her former costar made an appearance, but it seems that Carole and Kelly hit it off great. They even discuss each other's books.
Ramona, always the one to stir up some drama, approaches the former Miss America to discuss the threesome rumors. A pretty awkward conversation if you ask us. The former beauty queen denies the whole thing, saying that she has never even been over to Aviva's fathers home.
On a more light-hearted note the following day, Kristen arrives at Sonja's house, where the housewives have planned some facial time. However, when Kristen shows up Sonja is nowhere to be found. Come to find out Sonja was doing a little walk of shame after having spend the prior night at a man's house.
And what is a little facial treatment without some gossip? The facialist reveals some truly shocking things to Kristen about Luann and Carole, which the blonde beauty then goes and tells the housewives like a good friend would.
She tells Luann what the beauty consultant said about her first, something along the lines of liking short French men so she could dominate them in the boudoir.
The news for Carole is a little more hurtful. It came to Kristen's attention that apparently Russ, Carole's ex, had slept with Sonja while the two were still together. Carole denies the rumors, stating that Russ would never be attracted to Miss Sonja.
The episode comes to a dramatic conclusion, when all the ladies get together at Aviva's house for a little art gallery showing. It's here that Luann thinks is the appropriate time to confront Aviva about the possibility of her inviting Miss America to her luncheon to cause some drama. Luann came to the conclusion that Aviva invited her since she is the only one that had any connection with her.
Aviva denies having invited her, saying that she doesn't even know her that well. The fight gets heated as Aviva continues to deny the accusations. Luann says that threesomes are not an appropriate topic to talk about at charity events to which Aviva says that everyone deals with sex in their own way, she even comments that one of Luann's daughter's painting, which is displayed in the gallery, is depicting sex.
Luann gets up and walks away proclaiming that the fight was becoming psychotic.
The one lesson to be learned for this is like Kristen says "No more parties at Aviva's."
Next week the girls travel to Montana for what is sure to be a drama filled trip out west.