Mario Balotelli Fails To Bring His Pig To England & Fails To Score English Premier League Goals For Liverpool Football Club

When Liverpool Football Club signed Mario Balotelli from AC Milan, they thought all of their problems had been solved, and they also thought they'd found a goalscorer that could ensure English Premier League glory. However, their new recruit has been hard work so far, failing to score many goals, and in stunning news, he's failed to bring his pet pig from Italy to England because of government restrictions. Is Balotelli worth this drama, or should Liverpool pursue another striker in the upcoming transfer windows?

The erratic forward is known for his temper and his goalscoring ability, however, he's shown little passion in either way for his new team. It seems he has been busy trying to bring his pet pig home. Importing a pig, and scoring EPL goals, are both tasks that are a lot harder than Mario had imagined.

His pig is not allowed in England until he registers himself as a breeder and then gets an Italian health certificate before his arrival. Perhaps Liverpool will give up on him and sell him before his pig makes his arrival. Liverpool are looking to boost their striking options after Balotelli's failure. They could give up on him, knowing that he has already played in England, so the lack of EPL experience cannot be the reason for his failure in front of goal.

Is Mario the man for Liverpool, and can his pig fire them to English Premier League glory? One can wonder, what will come first, the pig, or a Mario Balotelli goal?