Conan O’Brien, George Michael, David Bowie: Female Audience Member Crushes On ‘CONAN’ Host After “Faith” & “Ziggy Stardust” Singers – Vows To Leave Husband For Team Coco Lead [VIDEO]

Last night's episode of CONAN was littered with hilarity, even outside of Dax Shepard's butt-shaving story. In fact, the top of the show was completely overtaken by a female audience member who claimed to have an immense crush on the TBS host... after a couple of other famous people, of course. Who? Naturally, "Faith" singer George Michael and "Ziggy Stardust" himself, David Bowie.

Towards the beginning of the episode, O'Brien came out to deliver his monologue but stopped himself to point out a sign in the crowd that stated, "You were my 3rd crush." Unfortunately for him (and the audience member's husband who sat right next to her), he fell short when it came to both Bowie and Michael.

After taking to his desk, the comedian decided to chat with his newfound love interest and her husband even further. To the husband, O'Brien asked, "Were you aware that she had three crushes before you?" And with that, Shannon (her name) turned over her sign to reveal another message... "I'll Leave My Husband For You... (and it's our anniversary)." Oh boy...

Check out the video below:

We have to agree with O'Brien –– "That's gotta be the shi••iest thing I've ever seen!"

In the end, perhaps sidekick Andy Richter put it best with, "Happy Anniversary, dude."

Last night's episode of CONAN housed guests Dax Shepard, Men, Women, & Children star Rosemarie DeWitt and comedian Dan St. Germain.

Tune in for more Team Coco weeknights (Monday – Thursday) at 11 p.m. on TBS.