The Best Quotes From All Six Seasons Of ABC’s Hit Comedy ‘The Middle’
The Middle has been turning out laughs for six seasons and every episode is funnier than the one before it. Since a Halloween special on ABC has replaced tonight's episode, we are sharing the best quotes from the shows six seasons to tie you over until next week's all-new episode.
From Mike Heck's short but to the point advice and Frankie's motherly advice (which is almost always sarcastic) to Axl's digs at Sue and Brick's thoughts on life, the Heck family is full of funny lines that are sure to make you laugh. Check them out below.
"You can buy my love with concert tickets!" -Sue
"My first impulse is to always eat things." -Axl
"You can lead a boy to deodorant, but you can't make him smooth with the ladies." -Frankie
"I've decided I'd like to be popular." -Brick
"And the unicorn's primary food source is rainbows." -Sue
"There's five of us in this family. So legally I own thirty percent of everything." -Axl
"When a girl 'wants it' does she want it right away or can I finish my book first?" -Brick
"Microwave is for pizza rolls. The oven is for bulky storage." -Frankie
"I can't go to school today! May hair is stringy, my face is too oval and I have no friends." -Sue
"I vote we let Brick go. He's the weakest link. I say we just leave him in the woods and walk away." -Axl
"Movies aren't just movies for boys. They're big, dark rooms with girls in them." -Mike
"I can't handle a love triangle. I'm not a Kardashian." -Sue
"It's not sexy like air pollution or water pollution." -Frankie
"I could have been a professional basketball man." -Brick
"Embrace denial, you'll be much happier." -Mike
"I rode the caffeine pony and it took me to the depths of hell." -Sue
"Hey if you get a chance bring some spoons home from the cafeteria. It's not stealing cause we pay taxes." -Frankie
"You're 19 and a male, I will never trust you." -Mike
"Do not touch my brain food, or I will end you!" -Sue
Tune in for an all-new episode of The Middle next Tuesday.
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