Fox News Bill O'Reilly Says 'War On Christmas' Is Over- Talks Killing Patton, Lincoln, Jesus & Kennedy, Trashes Elizabeth Warren[WATCH]
Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has declared the War On Christmas over, believes Russian dictator Stalin assassinated US General George Patton and doesn't want those "idiots in Washington" taking all of his money. The O'Reilly Factor host slammed Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren on Late Night With Seth Meyers last night, and also explained how he's trying to make history interesting with new book Killing Patton, as well as admitting that the "pinheads" on Wall Street are out to "hose" everybody.
Talking to host Seth Meyers about his new book and the current 'Cromnibus' battle in Washington over business and government, Fox News host O'Reilly admitted that he doesn't "think there's any question" Senator Warren is "a sincere woman," but he also doesn't want "Elizabeth Warren taking 70% of my money. I work hard for it," the controversial loudmouth pundit said.
"There should be," he added, "rules for these pinheads on Wall Street and big bankers to obey, of course, because they're going to hose you if they don't have rules, everybody knows that."
His thoughts on the congress and the senate, however, remain unswerved. "These idiots in Washington can barely go to the mens or women's rooms," he complained, "they can barely find their way to the capital."
O'Reilly then went on record - again - as saying that his movement to stop the 'war' on Christmas (a made up term for a made up concept) has been won.
"We won the war on Christmas," he boasted. "This is the only year - i've be doing this for about 10 years - where we've not had a store command employees not to say 'Merry Christmas'. it's over. We won! Anybody can say Merry Christmas if they want to. They don't have to! I'm not like Stalin. But I'm very happy."
You can watch the clip below.
As for his new book, Killing Patton, (which follows his books Killing Lincoln, Killing Jesus and Killing Kennedy) O'Reilly said that he turned to history (as a former high school history teacher) after having had "a bunch of contemporary non-fiction best-sellers," but that he "kind of ran out of things to say; you can only bloviate so much."
His new books, he says, is a "book that you don't have to like history to read." Similar, y'know, to any other book, once you think about it.
He then proceeded to call the car crash that killed General Patton "the strangest car crash you've ever seen", and that it was Stalin behind it! "We knew Stalin wanted Patton dead," O'Reilly said. "Because Patton wanted to fight the Russians."
"So Stalin wanted him out of the way."
Ah. Case solved. Thanks, Bill O'Reilly! You can watch him explain himself in this clip.