‘OITNB’ Cast Star Taylor Schilling, Natasha Lyonne, Uzo Aduba, And More Sing ’12 Days of Christmas’ Parody Before Season 3 Premiere In June 2015 [VIDEO]

Can't wait for Orange is the New Black Season 3? We understand! Unfortunately, we're all going to have to hold off until June 2015 for the premiere, but at least we have the below Christmas parody to hold us over and get us through the holidays until then. That's right, the cast of the famed Netflix hit got together to spread a little holiday cheer to their fans, parodying the iconic 12 Days of Christmas tune but adding a little touch of Black to it. Titled 12 Days at Litchfield, the below video shows the series' cast – anyone from Taylor Schilling herself to Natasha Lyonne, Uzo Aduba, Laura Prepon, and more – putting their own spin on the holiday classic.

Check out the parody video below:

So, what do the inmates at Litchfield get? Well, it's not five golden rings––they could probably be used as weapons! Let's take a look at what the inmates really do get:

Twelve ... something smoking.
Eleven Piper's piping
Ten b*tches cutting
Nine ladies dancing
Eight snitches snitching
Seven ... pies-a-throwing?
Six inmates laying
Five brown dead things
Four stalking girls
Three ice cream cones
Two yogurt cups
...And one chicken in the yard.

Hmm, we think we'll go with the regular song instead. What say you, readers?

After dropping their cheeful (?) holiday tune, the series shared the video via Twitter alongside the caption, "ICYMI: Holidays at Litchfield. Ho, Ho, Ho Dandelions #OITNB."

Be sure to stay on the lookout for more from the Orange is the New Black crew. Or, of course, just hold off until June for the premiere of Season 3. And naturally, if you can't – which makes sense – be sure to catch the first two seasons on Netflix.