Blake Shelton Twitter: 'Boys Round Here' Singer Deals With Scorpions and Snakes, '...Early enough for a Drink?'

Blake Shelton always has some very funny things to say and show to the world on twitter. From his flipping off an ostrich, which is funny because of the situation itself not to mention he was flipping the bird to a bird, to his comments about life in general, you are sure to get a good belly laugh in if you ever take the time to scroll through his tweets. Today was not any different.

About 22 hours ago, which would have been roughly noon yesterday, Shelton sent out a tweet asking the world if it was early enough to start drinking, to which most of his fans replied a resounding yes!

Is it early enough for a drink yet?...

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 25, 2013

Around the same time, Shelton threw out a comment about club soda. We aren't sure if he was mixing it with gin, but that does sound awful good right about now. Shelton made a hilarious observation about the carbonation on those club soda bottles, which may or may not have sprayed all over the artist.

Hey damn it!!! To who's ever job it is at the club soda factory to shake up every bottle..... Kiss my ass!!!!! — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 25, 2013

We really are not sure where this next tweet came from, it seems to be out of left field. Maybe one of you could clear that up for us. Standing on its own however, it is still a hilarious tweet from Blake Shelton.

Or... "Grab my butt, I'll slap them nuts!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 26, 2013

Finally, Miranda Lambert comes in. Living in the mid-west, there are a lot of times where I will be asked by my fiancé to kill a spider. Well it would appear that Shelton and Lambert deal with a bit more hardcore problems than just spiders...

Statement just made in the Shelton household: "After you throw that snake out please get the scorpion off the door!!! #country — Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 26, 2013

Shelton has been spending some quality time at home with his wife and has been laying off on his twitter account for a while now. Fans, rest assured, once Shelton and Lambert are well rested they will be back up in the twittersphere!