Alison Gold 'ABCDEFG': ARK Music Factory releases new bizarre viral video starring 'Chinese Food' singer as miniature, manipulative doll [WATCH]

Nobody really asked for it, but Alison Gold, Patrice Wilson and ARK Music Factory have teamed up again. Yes, that's right. The people who brought you last month's cringey, oddly hilarious (and mildly racist) viral video "Chinese Food" are back. This time, Wilson and Gold explore the English alphabet and tweenage feelings in "ABCDEFG."

The video begins with some gold right away. With a cheesy "Mr. Wilson's Neighborhood" (bringing disgrace to all things Mr. Rogers'), a miniature, toy-sized Gold sits inside a doll house in the middle of a toy train set while Wilson looks in creepily (and gigantically) through the window.

As Gold sings about being "pressed and stressed" while taking chances and whatever happens to being with the letter D, the true plot of the video is revealed: in Watson's fantasy toy tween world, Gold is heartbroken and chasing after a 100 percent uninterested young man. Likely more interested in video games than Chinese food and bright pink lipstick, Gold unsuccessfully tries to win over this young man's heart.

When Wilson sees Gold's unhappiness in her romantic situation, he manipulates the world with magic potions and a middle aged Asian cupid. "ABCDEFG" also teaches pretty young girls that getting in mysterious, creepy vans is a good idea. So, there's that life lesson...

In the end, well, Gold kind of gets the boy in her life. Let's just say he turns into one of her favorite things in the world...

It's the kind of awfully awesome magic that can only happen in Mr. Wilson's Neighborhood and his ARK Music Factory world.

Watch "ABCDEFG" below:

ARK Music Factory is the paid-by-parents music video company and record label that first came into the limelight in 2011 with Rebecca Black's awkward, meme-inducing hit "Friday." Since then, ARK has released a number of viral videos starring young teen girls, including Nicole Westbrook's "It's Thanksgiving."