Britney Spears' 'Brightest Morning Star' leaks off new album 'Britney Jean'

Oh, lerd. First, Britney gets trashed by an entitled brat in a rambling, viral resignation letter and now there's this. "Brightest Morning Star" (which...the sun? She means the sun, right?) has leaked off of her upcoming album Britney Jean, and it is decidedly not good.

The track comes off as a Phil Collins' Disney song written by someone who just got to the third level of Rosetta Stone English. "You are the light of my beautiful life"? Even post-inexplicable British accent, I expected better from you, Brit.

YOU SANG "LUCKY."  PLEASE, START ACTING LIKE IT.

Have a listen (barring a takedown, it is a leak after all) over here.

Britney Jean will drop in December but we'll likely have heard the entire thing by then.