Who knew that you could talk about moose knuckles on live TV?
Apparently Kristen Bell did. The funny lady hosted the CMT Music Awards last night, and boy was she hilarious. It was Bell's third year in a row hosting the Awards, but this year she had to rely all on herself to deliver the laughs to the crowd, as she didn't have a co-host.
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Much of the hilarious opening monologue focused on Kristen trying to muster up the courage to be okay with hosting the show by herself. On her way to the stage, she runs into Keith Urban, Lady Antebellum, and Dierks Bentley who all trying to give her advice on hosting but end up just making her more nervous.
Hillary Scott even digs at the Veronica Mars actress's outfit by saying "Kristen the shows about to start don't you think you should get dressed," while the actress is already in her black and gold hosting gown.
While waiting for the elevator backstage she runs into Luke Bryan, and Florida Georgia Line's Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley, who we see through surveillance video, recreating the Jay Z and Solange fight from the Met Gala earlier last month.
As the elevator doors open, and Bell looks on the boys in confusion, Bryan tells her, "What happens in the elevator stays in the elevator." While that may be a true fact for most, it's not exactly accurate especially if your names are Jay Z and Solange.
When the Frozen actress takes to the stage, she has the audience laughing right along with her, especially during her original song which turned out to be sort of an ode to the thing in between men's legs.
In her song she pays her respects to moose knuckles singing, "From the moment your mama let you have your first suckle. You've been sportin' yourself a big belt buckle. Your too-tight Wranglers always make me chuckle, because you're blinding me, boy, with your big moose knuckle. A big buckle. A moose knuckle. Oh, you were born to be free 'Cuz those huevos are getting strangled by a pair of those Wrangler jeans. Don't you see, if you're boys don't get blood you'll be an amputee and you'll be singing your songs in the key of C."
Watch all the hilarity ensue in the video posted above.
We can't wait to see what Kristen has in store for us next year, should she return to host.
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