Get ready for your weekly dose of the Real Housewives of New York.
This week the ladies get ready to journey to the Wild Wild West.
The beginning half of the episode focuses on all the preparation that it takes to get ready to go Montana for instance, picking out chaps, getting Brazilian waxes, and deciding which underwear to bring, sounds like they're filming an adult movie instead.
Carole and Kristen, and Aviva and Ramona all go for a spa day, in two different groups of course, since some of these women really can't stand each other. During Carole and Kristen's time at the spa they discuss the allegations that Sonja's facialist brought up during last episode about Russ cheating on Carole with Sonja, while the two were dating.
Carole admits that Sonja is full of it, after confronting Russ about the rumors, to which he reassures her he would never have done that because he has too much respect for her.
Aviva and Ramona's spa day is also somewhat drama filled after Aviva reveals that she might not be able to make it on the trip. Once again a trip that Mrs. Dresher is backing out of, however, we have to say that the extremes that she goes through to make it seem like she is not backing out almost make her story plausible.
While soaking in the spa, she reveals to Ramona that she has been to a doctor to consult with him about going on the trip. She says that her allergy to horses, and her moderate to severe asthma, have caused her concern over whether she could handle the trip at all. The doctors recommend that she sit this one out.
She is so heartfelt in her speech to Ramona saying that she just wants to go on this trip to prove she's fun. She has a lot of proving to do after the disastrous trip that was St. Barthes last year.
After the spa day, Aviva meets up with Ramona and Kristen to go on a little shopping spree to get some ass-less chaps for their Midwest excursion. When Aviva shows up she gives the girl's some rough news, saying that she doesn't have her doctors blessing to go on the trip, even presenting the ladies with an official doctor's note.
Now, we just have to say that we love Aviva for going to these measures, clearly ,she knew the ladies weren't going to believe her if she just told them she couldn't go, but having it in writing somehow makes all the ladies a little bit more skeptical.
Aviva comes unhinged after being called a liar one to many times by this group of women. She takes out the asthma and allergy prescription that doctor has given her and starts throwing them at Kristen, asking if she thinks the housewife is lying about needed the medication too. She even goes as far as shake up and use one of the prescribed inhalers, right in front of both Ramona and Kristen.
After the crazy shopping spree, both housewives need to vent to their husbands' about the incident.
Josh, Kristen's husband, appears less than helpful about the situation, clearly letting his wife just vent to him, before dashing off to get back to work. However, when Aviva talks to Reid about the situation he tells her that her health is clearly not something to play around with.
Even though she doesn't even up going on the trip, she still makes an appearance when the ladies arrive at the airport in Missoula, Montana. Aviva apparently thinking her asthma was going to be so bad, reserved a wheelchair to take her around.
The trip starts out quite pleasantly aside from some snarky comments about how bored Ramona and Sonja are going to be. But the ladies even laugh at some of their past drama, Ramona even jokingly reminds Kristen not to get her hair wet or else she might throw a glass at her face.
When they check into the resort it seems like the only thing around for miles are mountains and horses. Huckleberry hound cocktails and Pinot Grigio might be the only things to keep these ladies entertained for the next couple of days.
The resort has all the charm you could possible want. A horse drawn carriage is even on site to bring the girls to their gorgeous cabin, how could any of these girls possibly complain.
Their first adventure in Montana, herding some cattle. All the ladies hop on the back of a horse to chase some livestock back into their cages. Sonja even gets to overcomes her fears of horses, after getting thrown from the back of one during an outing with Kelly Bensimon a few season's ago, do any of you diehard fans remember that one?
After all the cattle are rounded up the girls, go out for dinner. It seems like everything is going great, they even have the yummy sounding cucumber, and cranberry drinks to wind down after all the horseback riding.
The housewives seem to actually be enjoying each other's company, even laughing together as Kristen recalls Sonja's walk of shame from last week's episode.
Some things are too good to last.
The conversation then segues into a very heated debate about the facialist from hell. Luann gets very upset over the fact that Sonja and Kristen found the gossiping entertaining rather than putting her in place.
"It doesn't make you upset that someone is gossiping about you and your friends in your own house," Luann says, to which Sonja shakes her head mention that people have been gossiping for thousands of years. Clearly upset by the way the conversation is heading, Luann gets up from the table and bids the ladies goodnight.
Next week tune in as the Montana adventures continue.
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