'Real Housewives of New York' Season Six Recap 'Go Yell It on the Mountain'- Fighting In The Wilderness and Crying Orgasms

Welcome back to Missoula, Montana.

The ladies of the Real Housewives of New York are back for another round of Mid-West fun. This episode shows us the ladies still know how to have a good time even when surrounded by nothing but nature.

They might be in Montana but some of these women are still Upper East Side girls at heart.

We just need to take a second to talk about the food situation. Okay, so these women have completely stocked fridges with fresh fruits, vegetables, and count them seven whole containers of hummus, who could possible needs that much hummus for a week? Despite having all this food in their cabins, that we are sure is going to go to waste, don't they know that there are starving children in Africa?, they decide that they need to go out to dinner. A topic that is very much up for debate.

Sonja couldn't possibly be bothered by seeing yet another personal chef, and she wants to see how the people in Missoula live and where they dine. We really think what it comes down to is that Sonja wants a little eye candy to look at while she chomps down on some grub.

The ladies finally compromise and say that the personal chef will bring over some of his male companions, which perks up Sonja and Ramona right away.

Clearly not enough to keep Ramona from moving on to complaining about the next topic at hand, the air conditioning. She must be going through menopause because this lady is always so cranky about the damn a/c. She tries to turn it on in her cabin but almost sets off the alarm system in the process. Maybe she should just get a personal a/c unit for everyone like she did when she went to the Berkshires.

The first outdoor adventure that the ladies set out to undertake is fly-fishing. While Heather and Luann might be naturals at this, watching the other ladies try to fly fish is like watching a dog walk on its hind legs. They are completely out of their elements here.

Sonja and Ramona are the first to catch a fish, but it only half counts since they had the help of the instructor. Heather ends up getting so into it that she's get completely soaked from head-to-foot, maybe she was trying to catch the fish with her bare hands?

That night at dinner Sonja brings up her facialist out of nowhere, and coincidentally starts round two between her and Luann.

Ramona, trying to be the peacemaker, changes the subject to an even more controversial topic, Aviva. She states that she thinks the whole asthma thing is a farce and that the real reason the housewife didn't come on the trip is that she can't stand to be away from her husband.

The topic shift doesn't really do any good for Luann who storms away from the table after accusing Sonja of not being a friend to her.

The funniest quote from the whole episode we'd have to say is Heather's response to Sonja when she says, "You lie down with pigs, you're a pig," talking about Luann. Heather replies by saying, "You don't call Luann De Lesseps a pig when I'm there."

Luann, now away from Sonja, seeks advice from the other women. She says she's done with Sonja's disrespectful behavior and that she feels like she has never gotten support from the housewife.

Dinner is cut short with neither woman compromising on their position, and no white flags being waved.

It seems like, to keep peace the housewives split up three and three for the rest of the trip, never letting Luann and Sonja be together.

The women take in a relaxing massage with a view of the Montana mountains, that's literally to die for, before they embark on repelling down a mountain and taking on some skeet shooting.

While at their little spa retreat, Heather tries to get it through Sonja's head that to Luann it seems like Sonja couldn't care less about her.

In the conversation, it looks like the real reason for Sonja's unsupportive nature is that she is jealous of Luann. She says it's easy for the Countess because she has a boyfriend, she has someone paying her alimony, and she has all these good things going for her, things which Sonja feels like she doesn't have.

While repelling doing the mountain Luann, Heather, and Kristen equated the experience to a "crying orgasms," while over at the skeet shooting range, Sonja manages to offend everyone from Montana asking if the instructor had a girlfriend, and if he did was it his cousin. Not very polite if you ask us.

For all you viewers out there that are thinking about getting into camping, or even those that have ever really needed to pee on the side of the road, The Countess gives us a little etiquette lesson for peeing in nature. She wants everyone to remember the three simples steps.

1. Find friends

2. Be prepared- tissues are always your best friend

3- Always take the high road, so someone else's pee is coming down towards you.

The final adventure of the episode is Geo-caching, a GPS version of a treasure hunt. No one besides Kristen seems into it and it turns into a huge fight between her and Heather. It's so upsetting because this is the first time that we are seeing these two best friends go at it.

Heather appears a little bit tipsy from lunch and Kristen feels really unsupported in her want to go Geo-caching. She feels like she has been bashed during the whole Montana trip for trying to plan this fun weekend for everyone.

Name-calling and accusations are thrown between the two and the episode ends with everyone just giving up on the treasure hunting.

We wonder what they would have found had they all just worked together.