World Cup, Conan O’Brien: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Takes On Soccer Fans AGAIN [WATCH]

On Tuesday night's episode of TBS' CONAN, O'Brien entertained us all with Part One of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's report on the World Cup. For the story, the handheld correspondent went all the way to Astoria, Queens in New York City to talk to some of the various team's die-hard fans. On last night's episode, he was back at it; however, this time, he chose to venture outside of Queens and travel all throughout the island of Manhattan –– covering Italy, England, Japan and the Ivory Coast.

Because this bit, as the first, was littered with funny, let's take a look at some of the highlights. Again, separated by countries:

ITALY 

To an Italian fan: "I understand that all of the Italian waiters here who have respect for the game are only groping women with their feet." Unfortunately, the fan didn't seem too thrilled at the bit.

ENGLAND

Triumph then ventured over to cover England, and showed up just as the team declared defeat to Italy. "Doesn't look good right now for jolly old England. The fans are not happy to see us at this time," said the puppet just as he was "welcomed" with a heavy middle finger from one of the female fans.

But fear not, the reporter found a way to help them through their struggle. "You mad at Italy? Take it out on these guys," he said pulling out a picture of Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. Sadly, but hysterically, it seemed they couldn't tear the photograph. Perhaps another win for Italy?

Triumph then showed his English pride to a fan: "I swear to God I was on your side! I did the jersey; and look, I did the teeth." The comic then exhibited his yellowed teeth.

After the puppet brought out some signature Italian dishes and desserts, the fans' anger certainly worsened. Being the great journalist he is, however, he somehow got more than one person to head-butt a plate of spaghetti and meatballs AND a cannoli. "Step on that cannoli!" he shouted time and time again.

JAPAN

The Japanese restaurant was a little calmer: "This is a welcomed relief from those hooligans from England. Everyone is watching the game with the quintessential Japanese respect and traditional behavior."

Moving to a group of Japanese fans: "May I point out that with due respect that Japan is playing Ivory Coast, very large men in the Ivory Coast. I've noticed that tonight's game represents the largest penis size differential in the history of World Cup sports. Arigato."

IVORY COAST

Triumph ended out his World Cup Part Two remote in East Harlem, where fans were going crazy over one goal, to say the least. One fan in particular showered the pup with kisses ... EVERYWHERE. Actually, it might be better to just check out the below video, because Ivory Coast fans are hilarious.

So, is Triumph impressed with the World Cup yet? Not exactly sure, but we've got a good feeling there's going to be a part three so stay tuned!