'Real Housewives Of New York' Reunion Recap Part 1 - Kristen's New Boobs, Aviva's Asthma & George's Comment Make Ramona Uneasy

Sit down and buckle up for The Real Housewives of New York Reunion, which just premiered it's first of three parts tonight. And boy did Bravo pack a ton of drama into the first hour of the show.

New boobs, Montana, and even some good old-fashioned name-calling.

While Andy is going around introducing all the women he see's a new addition to the housewives gang, more like two new additions, as Kristen reveals to the world that she has gotten a boob job.

This episode doesn't have our favorite housewives taglines, which we have grown to love, but the ladies do talk a little bit about them. Lets go over a few of our favorites for old time sakes.

"Get the Pinot ready because its Turtle time." Ramona claims that turtle time doesn't refer to drinking but rather having fun, and that wine's not a sin, because as she puts it, it's been around since the bible.

"I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm pretty." Kristen's opening line has gotten a lot of heat from viewers; one even called it cringe worthy. The housewife stands by it saying that she loves it since it's a joke between her and her husband Josh.

The topic soon switches to Ramona and her family life, i.e. the rumors of Mario cheating on her. She claims that everything is "good in the family," but viewers can clearly tell there is tension as Andy says he'll come back to the topic in a later reunion episode.

Some of the reunion conversation focuses around George and Cody, Aviva's father and soon to be stepmother. She lets everyone know that they are not married yet, which relieves some of the housewife, knowing how George behaves.

Throughout the episode the talk keeps swinging back to George, and it appears that none of the ladies want to talk about him, especially Ramona. She is distraught by the 80-year-old man and his behavior, especially after he made a Necrophilia remark that was directed at her. She no longer wants to talk about it and says she'll never be able to associate with him again, stating, "for me to be shocked is something crazy."

The girls think that Aviva eggs his sexual appetite on, especially by having his engagement party at a place like the Museum of Sex. Aviva just says that he is who he is and she can't change that.

Name calling was a big issues during the episode as Ramona throws out the name LuMan, to describe LuAnn, claiming that when they first met she though Lu was a drag queen, to which the Countess replied, "If I didn't love drag queens so much I would be offended."

Aviva also gets in on the name calling game, calling Kristen a rookie for bringing up a confrontation in front of their children which lead her to shout at the new housewife to "Shut the f**k up."

They then switch to the trip that got Kristen to call Heather bossy. They clear up their fight from Montana, where Heather defends one of her good friends, saying that during the trip tensions were running high as the other ladies were tough on Kristen. The fight happened because Kristen was closest with Heather and she could take her anger out on her. The two appear to be fine, and closer than ever after the fight.

The Berkshires and the now infamous wine glass tossing are definitely on everyone's minds going into the reunion, and Ramona does a pretty good job of trying to change the subject to get the heat off of her. She first claims that it wasn't actually a glass but rather hard plastic, and she keeps saying that no one should even throw a sponge.

However, it does look like she has somewhat apologized and they can move on from the incident. But before they do, Andy asks the nurse of the bunch, LuAnn, how bad Kristen's lip really was after being hit with the glass. She says that the lips can heal pretty quickly, but that the accident was a lot worse in person than what was shown on TV.

Andy then brings up the fact that this group of ladies talked about sex a lot before rolling a clip of some pretty nauseating scenes of them making pretty off color remarks, including the words "crying orgasm." Somehow this topic segues into Aviva bringing up the "fact" that Carole and her ex-boyfriend, Russ, had an open relationship, a fact that Carole quickly says is so inaccurate.

This then brings on bookgate round two, where the ladies get into it over who actually wrote Carole's book and if she had a ghostwriter. They don't completely hash the whole incident out as Andy reveals they'll talk about it a little later on.

The show concludes with LuAnn and Sonja getting pretty heated over their friendship. LuAnn thinks that Sonja got sucked into the show and has become delusional because of it.

More on their feud will come when the second part of the reunion airs next week.

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