The Best Quotes From Fox’s Hit Comedy ‘New Girl’ To Prepare You For Season Four

Season four of New Girl returns to Fox on Tuesday, September 16, and it promises to be another witty, funny and memorable season. In honor of the upcoming season, we're reliving the greatest quotes from some of our favorite roommates in New Girl.

Jessica Day is spunky, adorable and loves a good math joke. Here's to another season of Jess-isms.

When she's single:

"I'm gonna end up alone. I'm gonna be a single old lady, flashing people on the subway."

On bras:

"My boobs are loving this unemployed thing. They don't have to go to boob jail everyday."

On being crazy:

"No, I mean you're like aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, professional magician crazy."

On having a girl's night in:

"I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone."

On having her period:

Nick Miller can barely take care of himself, yet he is loveable and we are constantly rooting for him to succeed. The best part is, along the way he says some pretty ridiculous things.

On success:

"I've done things. I wrote half a book about zombies."

On dancing:

"No, I don't dance. I'm from the town in Footloose!"

On utensils:

"I've got two perfectly good forks on the end of my arms."

On putting together furniture:

"I love this stuff. It's like high stakes Legos."

On looking good:

Winston....Winny.... how we love you. Winston is the butt of numerous jokes, but he never really lets that get him down. We can't wait to see him finally become a cop this season... maybe.

On pranks:

"C'mon man, I'm the best with the pranks, man! They call me Prank Sinatra!"

On saving the planet:

"I've been thinking a lot about the earth. We gotta leave it better than when we found it."

On baths:

"I just like bubbles so much..."

On noise on the weekends:

"Saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will not take that away from me!"

On singing in the car:

Schmidt is the man who says so many hilariously wrong things that he probably owes more money to the "douchebag jar" than he has in the bank. With so many great one-liners, we don't know how he will top himself this season, but we can't wait to see him try.

On decorating:

"Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses."

On shoes:

"Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere."

On holidays:

"The most sexy holidays are the 4^th of July... Independence Day, obviously, Women's History Month... Christmas."

On the world:

"The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now."

On childhood:

What are your favorite quotes from New Girl?

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