'Beyonce Lied To Me' Viral VIDEO, Cody Lanphere New Cyber Sensation [WATCH]: Drugged-Up Teen Cries About Jay-Z's Wife Missing Dental Surgery, 'I'm Dying!'

"David After The Dentist" has nothing on 17-year-old Beyonce Fan, Cody Lanphere.

Remember young David's epic car ride rant after having his tooth removed?

Well, the same thing happened to Lanphere - just a little more dramatic and prolonged:

Although somewhat cruel, the teen's mother Christine Weber Livingston captured this amazing post-surgery moment while driving home from the dentist in North Carolina.

Lanphere's 12-minute long tirade centers around the upsetting news that Queen Bey couldn't make it to his appointment. Definitely a bizarre (yet hilarious) side-effect of the anesthesia. 

When Livingston delivers the sad news that Jay-Z's wife couldn't make it, Lanphere wails, "She told... she told me she'd be here. She lied to me! She lied to me, mommy!"

Aww.

He then tries to find his "lost heart." Trying not to break-out into hysterics, Livingston answers, "Your heart is in your chest. They didn't take your heart. They only took your teeth."

Lanphere's randomly awesome one-liners take-off from there. Just watch the clip for a good laugh. Especially when Lanphere realizes that his numb mouth's bleeding.

The clip initionally went viral on Gawker - now, Lanphere is YouTube's latest cyber sensation.

Lanphere is definitely enjoying the attention on Twitter:

@C_Nastyyy_: "So quick update! My loopy drugs have finally worn off! Im back to regular Cody!! Im in some pain! So pray for a speedy recovery! (Sept. 29)

Lanphere even landed a featured spot on ABC News last week, telling reporters:

"My reaction was complete bewilderment... I couldn't even believe that that's how I was acting because I don't remember any of it."

Apparently, Lanphere took some Valium before the surgery and started raving about Beyonce in the office. A nurse encouraged Livingston to record the ordeal, so she did.

Lanphere hopes to meet the "Drunk In Love" songstress one day - the aspiring hip-hop dancer considers her an idol:

"Ah, Beyonce... 'Who doesn't love her? I love her... I mean, she's amazing. I love what she stands for, all about independence... I've loved her since Destiny's Child."

Wonder if she'll see this amusing clip and respond?