Chealse Handler: Jason Biggs Peed On My Face

Yes, folks, Chelsea Handlerhas revealed to Conan O'Brien of that time when pal Jason Biggs peed on her face.

Wait, what?

"There's this horrifying video on the web," O'Brien said of actress Jenny Mollen's viral video of Biggs peeing off a boat onto Handler. "Jason Biggs is standing on what appears to be a dock, and there's no other way to say it ... He's urinating on you. I had to bring it up because I think we need an explanation."

An explanation indeed! Thanks Conan.

The 39-year-old comedian admitted to it happening, but did she like it?

No!

"He's got problems, OK?" she said of Biggs. "I did not want to be urinated on ... it did happen, and I'm still here."

So what exactly went down on that boat?

"I got off the boat, and there's a little below deck ...," she explained. "So I jumped off of it and the tide was very strong, so I was holding onto it because we were getting in another boat to go to the beach." Suddenly there it was, "Jason's penis was there and he was urinating on my face."

OK, seriously noted that if this was coming from any other celebrity, we'd be disgusted, but it's Chelsea Handler, people — we expect these sort of antics!

"I thought it was so funny that somebody would pee on someone's face, that I was laughing so hard I couldn't swim away," Handler recalled. "I was trapped. I was in a urinary Bermuda Triangle."