Watch Tim Allen And Jimmy Fallon Hilariously Race Turkeys, And How Buzz Lightyear Fails In Real Life [WATCH]

Toy Story and Last Man Standing star Tim Allen joined Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show last night to promote ABC's special Toy Story That Time Forgot... and he had some choice words for Toy Story co-star Tom Hanks.

In between talking up the newly-announced Toy Story 4 and demanding that Buzz Lightyear get more lines for the new movie, Tim took the time to jokingly trash Oscar winner Hanks. "I sell so many more toys than Hanks, that's all I care about," laughed the comedian and former Home Improvement star.  

"Nobody wants that little cowboy without a groin. Nobody wants that! C'mon."

He also added that Toy Story 3 was "really sad and wonderful", but also lamented that "Tom gets all the lines though". He goes on to joke that Buzz is left simply saying "C,mon Woody! Watch out Woody!" over and over.  

Tim also revealed that using his Buzz Lightyear voice in real life has some undesirable effects, relating a story to Jimmy about an encounter with a child in an elevator that didn't got he way he expected. 

"In an elevator this kid was acting up with his parents," Tim told Jimmy, "and I thought it'd be funny to be all like, 'hey, to infinity, and beyond!'" 

Unfortunately, Tim explains, that didn't quite work out. "That kid froze up, had a little seizure in the elevator, and was screaming to his mother, 'that man, that ugly man, ate Buzz Lightyear!" You can watch the video below. 

Tim Allen (@ofctimallen) uses his Buzz Lightyear lines in the real world... https://t.co/Ob4AEG9Ows pic.twitter.com/3AyTF6OZJq

— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) November 25, 2014

With Thanksgiving fast approaching, you can also watch Tim take on Jimmy in a holiday 'Turkey Race', where the pair ride motorized turkeys through the NBC studios, past an arguing family, the "crazy Aunt who loves pinching cheeks", two hungry pilgrims, past an Uncle trying to watch football, and back to the Tonight Show desk. "How stupid do we look?" asks Tim before the race, but the results are predictably hilarious:  

You can watch the trailer for Toy Story That Time Forgot - which airs Dec. 2 at 8 p.m. on ABC - below.