'RHOBH' Recap: Season 5, Episode 10 "House Of Cards" – Did Kim Richards Relapse At Eileen Davidson's Poker Party?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills debuted a new episode tonight that was, lets just say, dripping in diamonds and class like every other episode. Okay, so you got us there, it definitely wasn't dripping in class as the ladies let loose on the dirty talk and even got into a into a physical fight. Yup, Brandi Glanville and Kyle Richards couldn't seem to keep their hands off each other at Eileen Davidson's poker party, as they got into quite the shoving match.

What the heck happened between the girls relaxing spa day and the pizza poker party to make them lose their minds?

Lets rewind and try to get to the bottom of all of this craziness.

Kyle had arranged for all the ladies to go on a little spa retreat, because lets be honest, after sending your kids off to college, what mother wouldn't need a spa day to unwind?

The girls are greeted with a nice party bus stocked to the brim with liquor. These housewives are definitely a fan of drinking while being driven around in chartered cars and buses, because later in the episode Brandi comes out of her house to greet Kyle in the car with a handful of wine.

However, once the booze starts flowing whatever filter these ladies had, some more than other, is completely gone. The conversation turns to what the girls' biggest fantasies are and also somehow about the hair in their private areas.

Viewers get to learn a bit more about these women then I'm sure most of them wanted to know, including the fact that Harry Hamlin likes Lisa Rinna's pubic hair to be extra furry, while Lisa Vanderpump has a full on 70's afro on her lady business, well at least according to Brandi.

When the conversation turns to fantasies, Kyle reveals that while she has stripped for Mauricio before, that she would want to do it for strangers, and maybe Lisa Rinna, as the newest housewife states she would pay some big money to see her do her signature splits naked.

Brandi's confession might be the most shocking of all, as she tells the girls that she would want to walk in on her significant other cheating on her. While her ex Eddie Cibrian did cheat on her, we are assuming she never walked in on him. 

The spa trip is somewhat uneventful, at least compared to the epic fight that explodes at Eileen's poker party later, but we are still getting to that. The only thing notable that happens, at least in our opinion, is the witty batter between Lisa V. and Brandi. How we have missed these two together.

The time comes for Eileen's poker party, which is hosted by her husband, who just so happens to be the host of a poker TV game show.

The ladies are once again chauffeured to the party, which means they get to drink in the car on the way up. Brandi and Kyle use this as an excuse, but it seems that Kim Richards, who has been sober for the last few years, might have also hit the bottle before joining Lisa Rinna in the car.

As soon as Rinna steps in the car with Kim, she can tell that something is up with her, as the housewife appears to be acting a bit off. It's almost cringe-worthy for us as a viewer to watch. Kim even makes Lisa bust out some of her acting skills, which she says makes her want to get out of the car and run.

Lisa can breathe a sigh of relief as they finally get to the party and she can pass Kim off to someone else. It seems that in-between Brandi dissing Eileen's house and called everyone at the party stupid, she latches onto Kim, trying to protect her and her weird behavior.

The whole poker game was painful to watch as Kim and Brandi further dug themselves into a hole with their antics. Kyle, worried about her sister, confronts her about her behavior, asking if she is on something. Kim refreshingly admitted she had taken something to deal with the pain of watching her ex-husband deal with cancer.

As Kim goes to leave, Brandi becomes extremely protective of her and refuses to let Kyle get involved. When Brandi physical blocks her from talk to her sister, a pushing match between the two ensues.

Kyle is left crying inside Eileen's house while Brandi and Kim walk to the car.

Tune in next week for an all-new episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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