'RHOBH' Recap Season 5 Episode 11 'It's Just A Scratch': 8 Best Quotes from Tonight's Episode

The only thing that is getting us through this east coast blizzard is the drama from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills warming our little hearts. The series has been heating up for the last few episodes, but tonight's show took what we loved about the season so far, and multiplied it by three. Titled "It's Just a Scratch," this episode follows the aftermath of Kim Richard's epic breakdown at Eileen Davison's poker party, along with the effects of Brandi Glanville and Kyle Richard's shoving match.

While we usually do a recap for each episode, we couldn't help but notice that tonight's show was on point with the zingy one-liners coming from the ladies. So instead of doing a normal recap of events, we thought we'd breakdown eight of the best quotes from tonight's amazing episode.

1. "Get some Neosporin, I'm going over here."

While Eileen definitely has compassion written all over her, we can't help but think that she was the kind of mom that told her boys to walk it off when they got scratches on the soccer field. After Brandi ruins her poker party, we see that same tough love come out, as Glanville "claims" Kyle scratched her during their pushing fight. Eileen really doesn't want to hear it as she tells Brandi to get some Neosporin, before walking away.

2. "Brandi needs to put herself into rehab."

Brandi's drinking is definitely a huge topic this episode, as it seems that her behavior at the poker party stemmed from her boozy antics. The line might have come from Lisa Rinna's gorgeous, surgically altered lips, but we have to say that it is definitely what everyone was thinking ... right?

3. "I'm never going there again. Malibu f*cking sucks"

While Malibu might have some of the most exclusive real estate locales in the U.S., if not the world, it is definitely not a zip code that Brandi ever wants to step foot in again. After throwing a glass of wine at Eileen during a dinner party in this beach-side town, and then getting into a physical fight with Kyle at the poker party, we don't really blame her for not wanting to go back.

4. "If I throw a bad party, I'm a bad person."

We have been noticing a lot of similarities between ourselves and Lisa Rinna during the first part of this season, but it might just be her quote tonight that solidified that she is our new favorite housewife. While getting ready for her jewelry party to fund cancer research, Rinna becomes extremely picky, making sure every detail is up to par. She even turns around a lampshade where the seam is apparently visible. Everything has to be in order because you know what they say, "If you throw a bad party, you're a bad person."

5. "I'm a grownup, I'm allowed to have drinks."

6. "If she f*cking thinks that says the word 'f*ck' is f*cking provocative she needs to get out more."

We have wondered how many times that Brandi could say the "F" word in one sentence, and we think she tied, if not bested her own personal record with this one. When Eileen decides to site Brandi down to have a talk about her behavior at the poker party, Davison reprimands her saying she was horrified that Brandi was using that kind of language, while she had a child upstairs. This lecture in turn caused Glanville to burst out the above quote.

7. "I'm gonna act like you are invisible and a ghost floating through the party."

Kyle and Brandi did not make up by the end of the episode, and it seems that when they were both invited to the same party, Kyle had the best way of dealing with her frenemy, by pretending like she wasn't even there at all.

8. "Once bitten, very, very bloody shy."

We literally could listen to some of Lisa Vanderpump's quotes all day long. After all, she is the voice of reason on a show that can sometimes go over the deep end. During a drinking date between Lisa and Kyle at the end of the episode they discuss all of Brandi's antics and comes to the decision that neither on of them wants to really put the effort in to be friends with her anymore.

Tune in next week for an all-new episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.