New England Patriots Super Bowl XLIX hero and man mountain Rob Gronkowski isn't one to back away from a fight, whether it be knee, arm, elbow injuries... or the entire Seattle Seahawks front seven, revealing on Jimmy Kimmel Live that at the end of the Super Bowl he thought "Screw it, I'm throwing haymakers." The erotica-inspiring tight end -- who also read A Gronking To Remember live on Kimmel -- was also caught on camera out the front of a Hollywood nightclub spiking a bunch of roses as his Super Bowl celebrations hit peak Gronk.
Rob Gronkowski spiked a bouquet of roses because a photographer asked him to https://t.co/tRkhmvasnF pic.twitter.com/2zPXxWKEjT
— For The Win (@ForTheWin) February 3, 2015
As TMZ Sports report, Gronk was spotted "leaving DBA nightclub -- with a giant rip in the back of his pants," in Hollywood on Monday night.
After being given a bouquet of roses, he was urged by the group of photographers to spike them.
"You really want me to spike the roses?" asks Gronk, voicing society's confusion as to why this was even happening.
He apologized and bid farewell to the bouquet. "Sorry chicks that bought me these flowers," and then, because Gronk is a creature of pure emotion, he spiked the roses. Because of course he spiked the roses.
'Screw it, I'm throwing haymakers': Rob Gronkowski on the Super Bowl fight https://t.co/10kEvUwKA4
— Tom Lutz (@tom_lutz) February 3, 2015
Creature of the moment Gronk also addressed his self-control, explaining that the brawl at the end of the Super Bowl prompted a very Gronk reaction.
"I got pushed or something," Gronkowski explained to Jimmy Kimmel on Monday night, "and it was the last game of the year, and I was like, 'Screw it, I'm throwing some haymakers.'"
Gronkowski continued, saying that he just trying to protect his quarterback, Tom Brady, and things escalated. But, he pointed out, it wasn't him throwing punches. "Roger, that wasn't me," he laughed, daring the NFLs' seemingly incompetent commissioner Roger Goodell to fine him, a force of nature.
What a nice day out! Finally get to relax at the pool!! Wooo!! pic.twitter.com/SZgWSQ4aos
— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) February 2, 2015
Seahawks linebacker Bruce Irvin became the first player to be ejected from the Super Bowl for starting the brawl, As The Guardian reported, "Irvin apologized for the fight on Twitter."
I want to apologize to all of the younger kids for my actions last night. I was trying to protect my brother and it got out of hand.
— Bruce Irvin (@BIrvin_WVU11) February 2, 2015
Anyway. Revel in more Gronk below:
Legendary partier Gronk also took to Jimmy Kimmel Live and explained that he would be partying hard in celebrating the 28-24 win over the Seahawks.
"I just heard our parade got moved to Wednesday," explained Gronk, saying that due to the shift he'll "be up all night. I've got no game to worry about next week," he grinned. "I've been working hard for seven months, I've got no game next week, I don't have to prepare for anything!"
Check out what else he revealed about his post-Super Bowl partying below:
The best part, though, was when Gronkowski talked about "spiking a football between buttcheeks" in front of his blushing mother... before actually reading 'book one in the Rob Gronkowski erotica series', A Gronking To Remember. Watch him read it below!