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After the wedding bells comes the reception, and this is one for the storybooks. Vanderpump Rules aired an all-new episode tonight full of bliss, bridezillas, and a punch heard round the world. Viewers tuned in last week to see Scheana Marie walk down the aisle to marry Mike Shay, but it looks like the wedding bliss quickly wore off, as during this episode, the couple had to deal with tumultuous party guests and a wedding planner from hell.
While the wedding looked like a million bucks on the outside, it was Scheana who wanted everything to go off without a hitch. When it didn't, she quickly turned into a wedding planners worst nightmare. However, we don't blame her, since a wedding is what many girls have dreamed about since they were little.
However, despite her emotions, Scheana shook off the drama and eventually let her hair down, as she danced the night away with her friends.
Kristen Doute on the other hand, spent the night babysitting her boyfriend James, as he appeared to have a little bit too much to drink. Doute tried to feed him water to keep him hydrated so he wouldn't get overly drunk. However, her plan didn't end up working as he confronted her about her "obsession" with talking about her ex, Tom Sandoval. The confrontation quickly turned ugly and forced Kristen to result to violence, as she punched him in the face.
Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz were also part of the drama during the wedding, as Tom presented Katie with a promise ring.
While it might have been a nice gesture, Maloney was looking for something a little more engagement-esque. I mean they have been dating for four years now. Katie broke down in tears, but was soon confronted by everyone's fairy Godmother, Lisa Vanderpump, who swooped in like the hero that she is, to put a smile right back on Katie's face.
Apart from the few hiccups along the way, the wedding was definitely one for the ages.
The sassy staff of SUR have some of the best one-liners on any reality show currently on TV, so we decided to compile a list of our top-ten sayings from this episode, for your viewing pleasure ... enjoy.
"I would do a nose dive on a payment to have a wedding like this." — Lisa Vanderpump
Vanderpump jokingly says this as it was being rumored that Scheana's wedding was being paid for by her settlement after falling on a wet floor and knocking out her two front teeth.
"Why does she always have to sign off with a hug? It's like hug off" — Lisa Vanderpump
Lisa obviously was not happy that fired employee Kristen decided to give her a hug as a parting gift.
"That is the ugliest effing wedding dress I've ever seen in my entire life. It's like a skanky girls Quincinera." — Stassi Schroeder
Throwing a little Mean Girls reference into everyday speech only makes you a mean girl yourself. Tisk tisk.
"This is the nicest wedding I've ever been to ... but it's also the first I've ever been to." — Jax Taylor
How Jax has never been someone's date to a wedding before is beyond us.
"[He] gave me some room in the back of my dress so I could twerk a little." — Scheana Marie
I mean hey, what's a wedding without a little twerking?
"The flirting with Peter will not come to an end. There will be flirting, but no coming." — Vail.
We'll just leave this one alone.
"I'll make an awesome mom, 'Come here kids margarita time.'" — Stassi
Oh Stassi, if you were our mom we think we'd need that margarita ... just saying.
"If there's one thing a guy doesn't want is for his girlfriend to be walking around with a dumb face and a stupid beard." — James
Kristen's boyfriend showed off his jealous side when his GF goes to leave the wedding with Trevor.
"Lisa's married and my boss, its like the perfect combination of unavailable." — Jax
Don't even think about it, mister!
"When I want to go on vacation I just look in Ariana's eyes." — Tom Sandoval.
Why it might sound cheesy, this is probably the cutest thing that we have heard from this group of kids in a while.
Tune in next Monday at 9 p.m. for an all-new episode of Vanderpump Rules.
[Image courtesy of Vanderpump Rules/Facebook]
