Nicki Minaj Mariah Carey American Idol Fight, Heated Profane Exchange Deciphered! [VIDEO]

Pop divas Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey had it out for one another during a recent "American Idol" audition, culminating in a heated fight marked by nonstop profanity and harsh name-calling. The whole ordeal was captured on video, and although the audio is sort of whack, Mstarz has managed to decipher a good chunk of the catfight so fans have a better understanding of what went down during the furious exchange. Check it out!

First, here's the video posted by TMZ, where poor "American Idol" judge Keith Urban is innocently stuck in the crossfire of Minaj's loud fighting words, as Carey fights back with wicked jabs of her own:

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Here is what can be made out of the otherwise inaudible ordeal:

Nicki: Think I'm playing? Think this sh*t is a f*cking joke? Think it's a joke? Think it's a joke? Think it's a joke? Say one more disrespectful thing to me, if you say one more disrespectful thing to me -- off with your head!

Mariah: I am not being disrespectful.

Nicki: Off with your head! Off with your head! Don't tell me I'm f*cking insecure, don't tell me I'm inadequate ... you gonna get sent... just fall back... you don't know... I don't feel inadequate. You're the insecure one sitting up there running down her resume every five minutes. Every time you take a shot at me I'ma take it back, and if you got a f*cking problem then handle it. I told them, I'm not f*cking putting up with your f*cking highness over there ... Figure it the f*ck out. Figure it out...Get this sh*t in self-control. Get in control. Get in control.

Keith/Randy: Settle down, settle down.

Mimi: Oh why, why do I have a three year old sitting around me? Go have your little fit in that corner.

Nicki: I'm not sitting here for 20 minutes and have you run down your resume every day.

Mimi: Listen, I can't see my kids, because you decided to act like a little crazy bitch and go all around the stage.

Nicki: Go see them now, go. You're boring as f*ck! You're boring as f*ck!

Apparently, Minaj also threatened to "knock Mariah out."

It's been confirmed that the leaked footage was not just a stint to lure in more "AI" viewers. Host Ryan Seacrest stated on his radio show on Wednesday: "It got heated between Nicki and Mariah, it was intense! I'll be honest with you, it went far last night. It did get intense... These are all very different individuals with different perspectives and different opinions that provide for interesting conversation and dialogue and feedback for the contestants."

Wonder what this means for the rest of "American Idol" season 12, considering the crew hasn't even made it past auditions yet!