'RHOBH' Recap: 11 Best Quotes From 'Amster-Damn Slap,' Plus Brandi Glanville Smacks Lisa Vanderpump in the Face?

RHOBH was new last night, March 10, or should we start calling it The Real Housewives of Amsterdam? I mean, they've been there long enough. In this episode, "Amster-damn Slap" the girls are still reeling from the drama of the first night when Lisa Rinna and Kim Richards got into a brawl at the dinner table. But while these two have since made up, it seems sisters Kyle Richards and Eileen Davidson are still feeling lousy about everything after they were roped into the feud.

Eileen and Kyle don't seem to understand how Lisa and Kim could have put all their feuding behind them so quickly after the magnitude of the blow-out. The two girls feel that now this is a trip where everyone is pretending nothing happened while they go explore Amsterdam together by themselves.

Kyle and Eileen decide to get some culture and head over to the Rembrandt museum to look at some of his famous works. But they spend most of the time looking at the paintings and critiquing the fashion choices. The two of them seem to get a lot covered in a little amount of time, as they also do one of the touristy things that you have to do if you go to Amsterdam: Take a picture with the big "I Amsterdam" sign.

A photo posted by Kyle Richards Umansky (@kylerichards18) on Mar 3, 2015 at 4:29pm PST

But at the end of the day the girls both come back to the topic of Kim and feel that she owes them an apology.

The ladies embark on a nice little boat tour of the canals for a dinner, but before they go Eileen has a little sit-down with Lisa Rinna to talk about the Kim issue. Davidson wants to know why Lisa didn't have her back during all the drama, especially since she had both Lisa's back and front, and even got called some pretty nasty names in the process. I mean, her reaction to Kim saying she was a "beast" is pretty priceless.

With Davidson's piece said, they get on the boat and tour the canal -- something we are betting some of them wish they had agreed to. Kyle starts the night off with some drama, as she feels that Kim and Brandi are being fake as they are all smiles and taking pictures with each other while everyone else seems on edge.

Eileen then brings up the whole issue with Kim and ultimately airs all her grievances against Brandi Glanville as well. It's a therapeutic night for the girls and they even sit around at the dinner table and go around saying one thing they like about each of the other ladies. It's a touching moment, but Brandi uses it as an opportunity to be superficial and just says things she finds attractive about the ladies's features. She tells the camera that she's doing this because "their insides aren't as pretty as their outsides."

Somehow the evening ends with Brandi playfully slapping Lisa Vanderpump in the face, which we are sure is going to lead to a big issue in next week's episode.

The producers fit a lot of footage into a one-hour timeslot, and with that footage came some of the best quotes from the season. Like always, we have listed them below for your reading pleasure:

1. "It's like I walked into an insane asylum with these women ... with really nice shoes ... and purses." -- Eileen Davidson

2. "I don't want this f**king job." -- Kyle Richards, on taking care of her sister Kim Richards.

3. "That's one big snake and one little wiener, too bad it's not the other way around." -- Kyle Richards, while commenting on a sculpture at the museum.

4. "I'm in the land of wooden shoes, now if I could just find one with a 6-inch heel." -- Lisa Vanderpump

5. "This one you can get an orgasm while cleaning your tonsils." -- Kim Richards, explaining to Lisa Rinna while showing her a sex toy in one of the shops.

6. "Everyone's off having a good time and I'm like, 'Hello, resolution party of one." -- Eileen Davidson

7. "You can't talk to someone who is not completely rational." -- Lisa Rinna on Kim Richards

8. "What did I just walk into? I guess that pretending everything's OK is over." -- Kyle Richards, on walking into Brandi and Eileen's fight.

9. "Don't f**king call me a home wrecker." -- Eileen Davidson to Brandi

10. "Hocus pocus, change our focus." -- Brandi Glanville

11. "What do you mean you slapped Lisa Vanderpump in the face?" -- Yolanda Foster to Brandi

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