Jason London Arrested for Bar Fight: Rants Against Cops and Poops in Police Car, Actor Tweets 'Total Fu##ing Lie' [MUGSHOT]

Reports confirm that "Dazed and Confused" actor Jason London was arrested in Arizona early Sunday morning (Jan 27) for disorderly conduct and assault after getting involved in a heated bar brawl. According to TMZ, after getting his butt kicked by a bouncer at the Martini Ranch bar in Scottsdale, 40-year-old London was thrown into the back of a cop car... where he allegedly went on a profane rant against the responding officers and ultimately ended up pooping his pants. The end result - one awesomely bad celebrity mug shot. London recently hit up Twitter to deny the TMZ report, calling such rumors a "total fu##ing lie."

TMZ reports that police responded to a call at the Martini Ranch bar at around 1:42 AM on Sunday concerning a man who was bleeding in the street. Upon arrival, officers found a battered-up London sporting one nasty swollen eye. A bouncer allegedly told cops that London had intentionally sneezed on him while walking inside the club. When the security guard asked for an apology, London supposedly punched him right in the face. The rebellious actor was promptly thrown out of the bar and beaten up.

When paramedics arrived, London continued being erratic and uncooperative. Cops say that one of the responding officers was forced to strike London's right thigh with his knee in order to temporarily pacify the aggressively inebriated star. London supposedly referred to one of the officers as a "f##king hillbilly" during the scuffle.

London was eventually arrested and on his way to the local police station went on an offensive rant against the responding officers:

"Guess what fa##ot?  I fu##ing love this.  I fu##ing own you guys so hard.  I'm rich and I'm a motherfu##ing famous actor!  Fu##ing look me up, bitch... It smells like s##t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." 

According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants, proudly announcing - "I told you I'm happy as s##t."

Cops supposedly spoke with London's wife Sofia the following day, who claimed, "I know he's an a##hole when he drinks." Apparently London had no recollection of his wild night out in Arizone.

UPDATE: London recently hit up Twitter to announce that the TMZ report is a "total fu##ing lie" -

@JasonPLondon: "Guys, the TMZ report is a total fu##ing lie. I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes... I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see... Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona... Wait till you see the real pictures. I have a right orbital fracture and sinus fracture. The truth will win."