Blake Shelton Single? Still Dating Gwen Stefani, 'Not Married' Rant Shades Miranda Lambert?

Earlier this week, Blake Shelton shared some viral "words of wisdom" on Twitter:

@blakeshelton: "One thing I have learned about being single. It is entirely possible to live off of the food I've received in gift baskets. Hurry Christmas!"

Wait - does that mean he already broke things off with "The Voice" sweetheart, Gwen Stefani?

Definitely not! The "Sangria" crooner's still happily dating the 46-year-old No Doubt rocker, as he quickly explained in this follow-up tweet:

@blakeshelton: "And before yall start, 'single' means not married... Jesus... [crying]."

Some fans were rather confused, but one clever follower eventually commented:

@AZ_ArmchairGM:  "Too late. The Onion and TMZ going crazy lol."

To which Shelton later responded:

@blakeshelton: "Ha!!!! Probably..."

And it's true - rumors now suggest that the Hollywood couple suddenly split! Not true. In fact, Stefani supposedly wants to "spruce up" Shelton's look:

"Gwen has slowly been giving Blake a makeover. It started ages ago, back before they were even together. She was the one he went to for advice on getting healthier, she helped him lose weight," an alleged insider tells the popular gossip webloid HollywoodLife.com. "He used to drink rum, that was his go to, but since Gwen came into his life he's switched to vodka because it has less sugar... She's been a big influence on his style too," the source also reveals. "He used to wear nothing but plaid shirts but she's been helping him expand his wardrobe. He's been to see her hair guy and she got him is first pedicure."

Do MstarsNews readers think they're cute together? Oh - and did Shelton somewhat insinuate that ex-wife Miranda Lambert did most domestic duties (like cooking) while they were still married?

Meanwhile, the "Don't Speak" songstress has yet to mention Shelton's "single" rant online - perhaps she laughed-off such unnecessary drama, too. Both on-and-off screen lovers remain focused on the upcoming finale of Season Nine.

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