World Cup Conan O’Brien Triumph The Insult Comic Dog VIDEO: Puppet Reports On Brazil vs. Mexico [WATCH]

On his final night of reporting on the World Cup for Conan O'Brien's CONAN, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog took to the streets of Astoria, Queens yet again for round three to watch Brazil take on Mexico.

Hitting up a local bar littered with fans from both teams, the puppet welcomed in his third report in light-hearted spirits. He started just as the game did, stating, "The game has just begun. Which means we're about 20 minutes away from all the urinals being filled with vomited sangria."

Throughout the remote, Triumph interacted with fans from both teams. Let's look at some of the highpoints below:

MEXICO

Approaching a group of Mexican fans, the pup asked, "What's easier, playing soccer with a soccer ball or with a severed head?"

It's hard to tell but we think they enjoyed the joke.

Fans of the Mexican soccer team appeared to be a bit of a tough crowd, but fear not, the reporter had no trouble delivering the funny regardless.

BRAZIL

In speaking with someone who saw Brazil's opener IN Brazil, Triumph supplied a hilarious, "You know, in Brazil, for five bucks you can see anyone's opener," much to the fan's delight.

"Prostitution, yes?" he added just before showing his very own loyalty to the country ... his Brazilian wax. "I got the full Brazilian baby!"

To a Brazil fan from Brooklyn: "This man has come from as far as Brooklyn Heights. Somewhere an artisanal cheese shop has been left unattended."

While the teams were battling it out for the World Cup, the fans in this remote look to be rather amiable. Which is why the puppet offered to "bang a dog from every country in the World Cup," in the interest of international solidarity. And yep, he did it.

But, evidently, he still wasn't satisfied, because subsequent to telling Triumph what Brazil really has to offer, the pup went on the search for some Brazilian ass.

Don't worry ... he found it.

This is the last of Triumph's World Cup report. Let's hope he returns to CONAN sometime very soon!