The Best Lines From Season One Of ‘The Goldbergs’

ABC's hit comedy The Goldbergs returns tonight for its second season. To get you ready for the season two premiere, we've rounded up the best lines from the whole Goldberg family.

Murray (played by Jeff Garlin) is the head of the household, but most of the time he doesn't care about anything, which makes him even more hilarious. Beverly (played by Wendi McLendon-Covey) is the ultimate smothering mom with big hair. She loves her family and can't stop interfering with their lives. Albert "Pops" Solomon (played by George Segal) is Beverly's father and his bachelor ways add to the already hectic Goldberg family.

The three Goldberg children drive each other crazy and that is why we love them. Erica (played by Hayley Orrantia) is super popular, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have a soft spot for Star Wars. Barry (played by Troy Gentile) is totally misunderstood. He considers himself a rapper and a break-dancer ... need we say more? Adam (played by Sean Giambrone) is the ultimate little brother. He is nerdy and sweet, which makes him even more loveable.

Season One Best Lines:

"I don't even like spending time with myself. It's why I nap."— Murray

"You're not ready for girls. You don't even have pit hair." — Beverly

"I want to walk down this line and punch everyone in the face." — Erica

"I'm into rap, the poetry of the streets!" — Barry

"Here's the thing about your dream. It's stupid." — Murray

"My mood ring's been black for three days!" — Erica

"Who you gonna telephone? The Ghostfellas!" — Pops

"Remember our rule: the real winner is safety." — Beverly

"You are like my own personal Obi Wan Kenobi, but instead of the Force, you are teaching me how to be freaky." — Adam

"That's what a strong marriage is about ... mutual not giving a crap." — Murray

"Whale sounds ... ladies can't resist their haunting song." — Barry

"No Laney, it's not hard to get wine coolers, we'll just stand outside the liquor store and target the creepy old men." — Erica

"Yeah, I'm everywhere." — Beverly

"I don't wanna die before I cop a feel." — Adam

"I agree with whatever nonsense your mother just said." — Murray

"Being awesome makes me hungry." — Barry

"Honey, I'm your mother. It's my job to strong-arm people into seeing how amazing you are." — Beverly

"Go away or I'll punch you in the soft spot of your skull." — Erica

"The only one who gets me is Flavor Flav." — Barry

"You just keep being delicious." — Beverly

Tune in tonight for more classic one-liners from the whole Goldberg clan.

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