Charlie Sheen’s Birthday, Turns 50! Top 5 Moments from Former ‘TAAHM’ Star’s Career

Today marks yet another year that Charlie Sheen is somehow still alive. Yes, it's the former Two and a Half Men star's 50th birthday. Over the course of his career the guy has done so many things that have warranted arrests, laughs and maybe even some STD tests—given some of the choices he's made.

With that, however, the world cannot get enough of this loud-mouthed, crazed, yet oh-so-eloquent and entertaining, individual. Which is exactly why we're counting down the top five best moments from his career.

But before we start, we'll tell you that we cannot guarantee that any of them have to do with the actual films or television show he's been in. Just a forewarning.

TACO BELL
Charlie Sheen might have claimed he was off drugs and alcohol for a while but when it came to this wonderfully hilarious video taken at a Taco Bell, things seemed otherwise. Sheen was apparently thinking outside the bun one night, and so was this guy, because the actor came right up to his window and gleefully engaged in conversation. To no argument from the cameraman, of course. Hell, it's Charlie Sheen!

WINNING
Charlie Sheen went through a phase where he was "winning" all the time. And he had no problem letting us all know he was doing so.

THIS WEIRD RANT
Not exactly sure what to say here. Just watch the video.

TIGER BLOOD
We're pretty sure people were selling both "tiger blood" and "Adonis DNA" for a little while there.

When asked by ABC if he's afraid of dying due to all of his drug and alcohol intake, Sheen responded, "Dying is for fools." And because of his tiger blood and Adonis DNA, he's okay. Which may actually, shockingly enough, be correct because he's still around today.

THAT TIME HE (ALLEGEDLY) PULLED A KNIFE ON A DENTIST
This supposedly happened because of a cocaine-fueled rage. Was it true? Who knows.

We could probably go on for days listing the Top Moments of Sheen's career but no one needs to spend that much time on the Internet. Plus, we'd really like to grab lunch. Just saying.

Oh, and for the record, believe it or not, Charlie Sheen has actually acted in a few movies and TV shows here and there. But of course, the above is much more interesting.

So, how will Charlie Sheen be celebrating his 50th birthday? Surely we'll find out in tomorrow's headlines.