The Real Secretary Of State Congratulates Tim Howard On 'New Job' [PHOTO]

After his tremendous, record-breaking performance during the USA's loss to Belgium in the 2014 World Cup knockout round of 16, goalkeeper Tim Howard became a national hero. He also became one of the funniest meme's of the summer. Someone even made him Secretary of Defense by changing the Wikipedia page. The real Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel, called Howard this week to congratulate him on his "new job!" Read More »