Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Chris Evans, John Krasinski, Eli Roth, Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler and ESPN's Bill Simmons have all admitted that they are behind the New England Patriots Deflate-Gate as the "locker room guy." The high-profile Boston heroes all appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to say that they acted alone in deflating 11 of the 12 balls used by Tom Brady (the "greatest man in all humanity" with "piercing baby blue eyes" and "those lips") and the Patriots in their AFC Championship Game win. Ranging from "squeezing them wicked hard" to using their air to avert a Good Year Blimp disaster, the reasons will definitely sway you no matter what "a bunch of assholes on twitter" say. Read More »