Boston Heroes Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Chris Evans, Steven Tyler, John Krasinski & Bill Simmons Admit They Are 'The Patriots Locker Room Guy', Explain NFL Deflate-Gate [VIDEO]

Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Chris Evans, John Krasinski, Eli Roth, Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler and ESPN's Bill Simmons have all admitted that they are behind the New England Patriots Deflate-Gate as the "locker room guy." The high-profile Boston heroes all appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to say that they acted alone in deflating 11 of the 12 balls used by Tom Brady (the "greatest man in all humanity" with "piercing baby blue eyes" and "those lips") and the Patriots in their AFC Championship Game win. Ranging from "squeezing them wicked hard" to using their air to avert a Good Year Blimp disaster, the reasons will definitely sway you no matter what "a bunch of assholes on twitter" say.

Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, John Krasinski and Chris Evans fess up to #DeflateGate--https://t.co/nAYNUwZW89 #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/foPgEKwOT3

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As The Wall Street Journal's Sarene Leeds reports, "Kimmel managed to find several guys who claimed responsibility for the deflated footballs in question." Boston and Massachussetts locals Cubby Herlihy (Damon), Donald O'Donnell MacDonald (Krasinski) and Brian Salty Flanagan (Affleck) all owned up to being the Patriots Locker Room Guy.

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As ABC News report, Krasinski, playing "Tom Brady's kids tutor" Donald O'Donnell MacDonald, averted a Good Year blimp disaster as it was "careening into the stadium" and did what any Good Samaritan would do. "I start sucking air out of the regulation balls in order to save those people's lives," he said. "I saved 17 people's lives. Tom Brady had nothing to do with it. But let me tell you something: If he did, he would have done the exact same thing. Because he's a goddamn hero."

Cubby Herlihy (Damon), was at the game, when his eight-year-old "pain in the ass" nephew had a coughing attack: "I'm like, 'You don't have f--ing bronchitis. I'm not leaving the game, I paid a lot of f--ing money for these seats.' So I go and I take a football and I don't want to squeeze all the air into his little lungs because, you know, I don't want to ruin the football. So I just take a little bit of air out of most of 'em, like, 11 out of 12 of 'em. And it does the trick! It absolutely saves his lungs."

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A mustachioed Evans explained that "a guy named Tommy" told him one of the balls had a genie in it, and that was how he got a "Hyundai Elantra." So he "let the air out of a couple of the balls," to find the genie. In retrospect, he says, it "wasn't smaht".

Affleck — Brian Salty Flanagan — admitted to being the "perpetrator" and was turning himself in.

Tyler - looking remorseful and holding a deflated ball - as well as Simmons and Roth, admitted "it was me" and that they acted alone.

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As Flanagan (Affleck) says, "Who are you gonna believe? Tom Brady, the greatest man in all of humanity? Or a bunch of assholes on twitter?"

Watch the clip below.

Terrible pizza enthusiast Joe Montana, however, is likely to remain unconvinced.