Not For The Easily Offended: 'South Park' Mocks NFL Washington Redskins, Ray Rice Drama [VIDEO]

South Park returned to Comedy Central Wednesday night with a doozy of a season premiere titled "Go Fund Yourself."

As they are known to do, show creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker dove right into the depths of popular news drama, this time highlighting the turmoil currently surrounding the National Football League. Cartman and the gang held nothing back and left no sensitive issue untouched.

First up, the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office's decision to rescind the Washington Redskins's trademark registration earlier this summer.

In the cartoon, Redskins owner Daniel Snyder learns Cartman has a new startup company, which he decides to name after the team now that the claim to the moniker is fair game.

"I know I can't legally make you stop using our name," Snyder says. "But won't you do it out of decency?"

"Um, no," replies Cartman. "Because I don't want to. And we can't change our name because it's super awesome. But from one Redskin to another, go f--- yourself!"

As USA Today highlights, below are some of the episode's most truly offensive lines. You have been warned.

On the Redskins:

Cartman: "Digging in our heels and p---ing on public opinion is what the Washington Redskins are all about!"

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On the handling of the Ray Rice scandal:

Cartman: "Once you take a stand, you pretend that your company is about more than money, and then you're the NFL and your players get caught molesting little boys."

Kyle: "That's the Catholic Church!"

Cartman: "NFL, Catholic Church, same thing. OK, let's use the Catholic Church. You take a moral stand on issues and say you're about honor and integrity, and then the next thing you know your clergymen are getting caught beating up their wives in an elevator."

Kyle: "That's the NFL!"

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On NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell:

Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay: "You don't want to be dealing with this stuff. Let the Goodell-Bot do it."

Snyder: "The stupid thing isn't working."

Irsay: "Man, that thing hasn't worked right since we bought it."

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