Welcome to the Mstars News NFL Super Bowl XLIX Drinking Game, the best NFL party companion ever. What better way to celebrate 2015's big game and the biggest day on the NFL calendar -- not counting Black 'release bad things about the NFL' Friday -- than with a drinking game while yelling at a TV screen, just like a grown adult should.

And remember -- alcohol is bad and you should never drink it. Now. With that said, please enjoy this drinking game.

With the ball-deflating New England Patriots and their noted sleeve-hating coach Bill Belichick taking on the defending NFL champion Seattle Seahawks and their "God cares about football" imaginary-friend having/nice guy quarterback Russell Wilson, Super Bowl XLIX (that's '49' for those in the cheap seats) is shaping up as one of the closest Super Bowls in recent memory. Hell, even Vegas are struggling to sort out a favorite. (Y'know. While they try to seperate you from your rent money.)

(Photo : Mike McGinnis/Getty Images)

First, a few ground rules:

•  Drink responsibly.
•  Don't be an a**hole.
•  Seriously. Your girlfriend puts up with a lot anyway, so considering you're making her sit through yet another football game -while surrounded by your d*ckhead mates - really, we can't stress this enough, don't be an a**hole. She will leave you. Don't blame us.
•  Put out some guacamole and chips: this isn't rocket surgery
•  A 'Shot' is a 45mil shot of whatever you want
•  A 'Long Drink' is four fingers of liquid (in a can, glass, bottle etc)
•  'Drink' is two fingers of liquid (in a can, glass, bottle etc)

 
Remember... we're not condoning drinking alcohol at all. In fact, this drinking game could be used with Soda Shaq.... Actually. Definitely do this with Soda Shaq. Unless you have diabetes. In which case... why the hell are you reading instructions for a drinking game anyway? Moron.

Ok. Got it? Good. Here we go.

(Photo : Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Do a Shot when:

Every time it's pointed out that either Richard Sherman or Doug Baldwin went to Stanford

It's pointed out that Pete Carroll is "actually older than Bill Belichick."

Someone white is awkwardly racist and says Richard Sherman is 'eloquent'

Al Michaels mentions Gronkrotica, the Rob Gronkowski Gronk erotica'

Richard Sherman intercepts a Tom Brady pass

Brandon Browner is called for pass interference/any penalty... but you know it's going to be PA

It's mentioned that Pete Carroll used to be the coach of the New England Patriots

Marshawn Lynch runs for more than 120 yards total

Julian Edelman scores a punt return TD